I’m in one of those moods today and just cant be bothered, If my ranting bothers you then please skip this post, I promise I wont be offended 
Why is it that as soon as I get comfy in the bath I become desperate to the point of bursting for the loo? It’s like my own bladder doesn’t even think I deserve to rest at the moment! Now I’m all for peeing in the shower but doing it in the bath is gross. This means I have to haul my huge beached whale ass out of the bath and traipse over to the loo, flooding the bathroom, in order to give in to my spiteful bladder!
Why is it that every time I step outside my front door at the moment it starts to rain? Erm, hello…. Isn’t it the end of may? Shouldn’t we be getting some sun right now? I’ve even pulled out and ironed all of my winter trousers. This morning I had to retrieve my winter coat from the coats cupboard as it was super cold when I was heading out to our local shop for milk.
Why is it that my bed feels delectable when I put fresh bedding on? Why can’t it feel this nice all of the time? Who am I kidding, I love my bed. It does feel nice all of the time. But nothing feels as good as fresh bedding.
Why is it that the tramp next door has had the police called out to her in excess of sixty times in two years and she still hasn’t been evicted? I’ve even had to install a comprehensive CCTV System because of her and her family. Why can’t Scott and Bailey be real and come and arrest her ass? I actually think I would faint if they did, huge girl crush on Suranne Jones, aka DC Rachel Bailey.
Why is it that the girl on Facebook with no kids and no job decided to post a rant about all parents who don’t work are lazy. I mean do I even need to say pot and kettle in this situation. Have you tried looking after a hyperactive two year old all day? Work is much easier!!!
Why is it that Instagram are now deleting our accounts if we don’t use the camera provided by their app. Our phones already have cameras. 90% of the pictures I post are the best from a selection of pictures, there is no function to do this with IG. Its pants!!!
Why is it that my favourite Chinese Restaurant is closed for refurbishment? I have nothing witty to say about this one, I’m just sad.
Now you might think that I’m ranting a bit, I am. I just wanted to get all of these little annoyances off my chest so that I can enjoy the rest of my day. I feel better now I have infected you with all of these silly little things. I bet next time your’e in the bath you will be desperate for the loo…
I’m leaving you with this beautiful picture of The Hulk and I when we were out and about yesterday, now you’ll understand why none of the above even matters!
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